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It’s NOT all about you hun

Oh, yeah, hi, sorry could I just get squeeze passed. Sorry, thanks, could I just. I’ll just be 1 second, if you could just move to the side please.


I’m reality you want to screen move out of the fucking way you selfish little prick. Why would you stand in front of the door completely blocking the entrance just to have a casual chat with Susan about her niece’s, grandsons dog with one leg. Move it along hun. We all know you don’t really care and you’re going to blame Susan for the missing leg the moment you leave. So take a hike and step aside you crazy bitch.



Honestly, the amount of people that could not give two shits for people around them is on another level.


Yeah sure just stop dead in front of me in the street. Don’t worry about me hun I’ll do a leap frog over your head.


Yes. Please continue to have your extremely loud conversation on the table next to me about about how you have 3 yachts, 5 Rolex watches and a mansion in Knightsbridge. We all know you probably sleep on your nans sofa, the Rolex are fake and the yachts are 2 rubber dingys and a blow up swan, maybe a flamingo.

I honestly could not give a tiny rats ass if you owned the entire building I was sitting in and your dad was Jean Claude Van Dam. If you interrupt my lasagne and courgette fries again I will smash your face in with your fake Rolex hun.



I’m a selfish person as in I love to live life for myself and get annoyed when other people interrupt that, but I am also an absolute delight that will never jump in front of you in a queue, or walk through a door when you’re clearly waiting for someone else to walk through from the other side. What do you think I’m standing here for you absolute selfish son of a bitch.


And don’t even get me started when people don’t say thank you for things. YOU’RE WELCOME HUN ANYTIME BABES!!!


Honestly………..




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