I love a good natural disaster film. The world crumbling into the Earths core? Sign me up. Watching New York get flooded then freeze over? I am in, let me grab my popcorn. This film genre is probably my fave, it’s up there with some murdering for sure.
So, with that being said, I naturally spend hours in bed at night wondering what I would take from my house should I need to flee unexpectedly. Top of my list is Teddy of course, followed by all my handbags and skincare (jokes, probably, we'll see.)
I’ve spend many a sleepless night mentally going through everything I own wondering if I need my Kate Spade t-shirt and my new sequin trainers should the Earth explode into lava one day.
The more I have been watching this type of film, the more I am thinking is it actually even worth trying to flee to safety? I might just sit this one out thanks hun.
Those that know me, know I hate walking. I find it so boring and the last choice of exercise (although, as I am getting older, I don’t mind a walk in the sunshine with lovely views.) So, am I really going to be walking across towns and countries, backpack on, sleeping bag under my arm, sword in hand. I think not thank you huns.
I only own one backpack, and that said backpack is very small and will not fit enough end of the world supplies I can tell you. It barely fits a drink, a couple of snacks, my card holder and makeup. How am I supposed to fit my whole life in there. It’s just petty and uncalled for.
Also, as we know I get through life by having something to look forward to. If I’m just trying to make it through each day without being attacked or kidnapped, is this really a life I want to be a part of? No lunching out, no beach trips and no New York. I think not. It gives me chills just thinking about it. Also I am not a camping girl, it’s just too much for me, so I don’t wish for my whole life to now be an episode of Carry on Camping thanks.
I have decided should we find ourselves in an end of the world scenario I am going to stay put and sit this one out. Should my house be taken over by zombies, a tidal wave or aliens so be it. I’m not spending my last moments on Earth running. What kind of childish behaviour is this. Just don’t touch my handbags or there will be war. Or maybe I’ll just shoot you a filthy look, depends what mood I’m in.
Imagine an alien walking down the street carrying my Kate Spade handbag hahaha work it hun!!!
So, to sum up, you will not find me packing up my car or raiding the contents of my kitchen. I am not doing it. See you in the next life. Laters!
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