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(Don’t) meet me at midnight

In the past, I’ve spent a lot of New Year’s Eve nights feel like shit about being single. I’d see all the couples kissing at midnight, posting photos hand in hand and dancing together until the sun came up. It always used to make me feel empty and that I was missing out on something. So, I’m here to announce I’m loved up and running away to the Bahamas to … JOKES! Please slap me if I ever make an announcement in that way. Although, I could do with running away to the Bahamas. Who’s coming?

In the last two years or so I’ve realised I don’t want any of that and as that clock strikes midnight on January 1st each year, I’m so glad I am single. Sure, if I meet the man of my dreams I’m not going to turn him away and tell him to fuck off. Actually scrap that, that’s probably exactly what I would do Lols.

I’m in a good place being single. Hell, every other aspect of my life is bat shit crazy but the being single part I’m very happy about and excelling in.


People in long term relationships or marriages, always think when single people say they are happy it couldn’t possibly be true, we are lying and that’s all there is too it. Sometimes we are lying just to shut you up. But the majority of the time it couldn’t be more truthful.


Dating is hard work, men are hard work and I just don’t want it. I’m not doing it hun.

Meeting someone you adore, falling in love and having kids is lovely. But it isn’t the key to a fulfilling life. You can be a family just the two of you. You can be complete and fulfilled without having children. You can be a freaking incredibly, successful, happy person, alone.


At this very moment in time, even it Gerard Butler knocked on my door asking me out I’d say sure a girls gotta eat. But, I’d also say back the fuck up Butler hun, sorry to break your heart but this girl is staying single. Now, please let me live my life in peace you beautiful bastard.

Life is different for everyone. So, let’s start 2024 off right. Let’s be happy in our lives, and let people do whatever the fuck they want. Happy New Year!


*I am not responsible for any break ups from this post. Do not send me your divorce invoice, I played no part. It wasn’t me judge! If you do though lemme know and I’ll look up some flights to the Bahamas…


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